July 2012
51 posts
If you're American
Please don’t say advert instead of advertisement
Because then I’ll just want to kill you.
You don’t look cultured and unique. You look stupid.
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a long, long time ago
i was on omegle and i started talking to this person
i didn’t know anything about him
then he said “have you heard of a band called ‘say anything?’
and i was like “oh my god. yes. favorite band ever.”
and we talked for like two years after that
but i stopped going on msn and don’t know my password anymore
where are...
12slice:
crystalmathmatics:
why is there lucky charms in my bed
I put them there
omg. the .gif.
Watchtyleroakley:
I would have given Rihanna every single dollar I have if she had made this the official music video.
why is she confused the entire video.
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favorite words
martyr
boulevard
Daniel Tosh
I really don’t understand the controversy surrounding the rape joke. Honestly. Like, he’s insanely inappropriate 99% of the time. Why does everyone seem so surprised NOW?
I read an article in the newspaper where a guy was complaining that Cheetos made a commercial mocking the seriousness of bank robberies by making a commercial where someone tries to rob the Cheeto guy. The man was...
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the killers
hot fuss: amazing
sam’s town: ridiculously amazing oh my god
sawdust: meh.
day & age: the fuck? bought that shit on sale at target. still not worth it.
runaways is giving me hope, though.
also, i listen to happy birthday guadalupe like every day. best song ever.
side note: can we please have mustache brandon back? that live show they did on mtv in 2006 still gets me.
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if tumblr existed in 2006 and i found a brandon flowers equivalent of the 1d fan base, i would have never ever left my computer. ever.
embarrassing story
last year i thought my english teacher was really hot and i had the highest grade in my class, so i always made an extra effort to maintain it and seem as smart as possible.
we started reading semi-difficult literature as a class out loud, so i always did the typical thing and read my passage like four times before i had to read it out loud just to make sure i didn’t stumble on any words or...
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things i would not do for a million dollars
redo high school
repress:
i wonder if people get more scrutiny when they’re really skinny than they do when they are overweight. it might not seem that way but most of the notes on skinny girls pictures on tumblr are like “feed her”…. wtf. you don’t see comments saying “take her food away” on heavier girls pictures.
biggest pet peeve on tumblr/in life in general. i hate that people think it’s ok to make...
My neighborhood is full of old people who have nothing better to do than look outside their windows and annoy other people. I fucking hate it.
Yes, I parked my car opposite the flow of traffic for a very short period of time, but was it absolutely necessary to call the cops on me? No.
Yes, our trash cans had been sitting in OUR YARD a day or so after the trash had already been picked up, but...
findingthinagain:
Welcome to tumblr, where having an unpopular opinion is equivalent to murdering someone’s first born child.
I don’t understand why drug addicts and their family members sincerely believe they can successfully overcome addiction while living in the same place, the same area, around the same people who introduced them to drugs.
Going to rehab and then coming home to your same friends and the same places is pointless. You’re just going to fall prey to the same things you did to begin with.
playing call of duty has caused me to lose faith in the entire male population
especially the generation that is 13-15 currently. the world is destined to be a shitty place.
why do people not teach their children basic values, morals, and manners anymore? like, I hate to be THAT person… but honestly. I don’t understand it.
I have this theory that men named Mark, Hank, Tony, and Frank are just born old. I’ve never encountered a young person with any of those names and I can’t imagine calling a cute little baby boy Frank (or any of those), either.
They just crop up as 50 year old men every now and then. This is my theory.
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